These tunes constituted my composition concert required to graduate from a university somewhere in Ohio. After the concert, my theory advisor foresaw a career for me in the pet food industry.

A Suite of Piano Pieces for Unruly Children
piano, playback, butterfly net, tear gas (diluted!), cream pie, plus a handful of other appropriate props (1970)

Crapsody For Orchestra
pick-up chamber orchestra (1970)

Grande Oeuvreture to Snoratorio
pick-up chamber orchestra (1970)